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i found this to be humourous....

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holey snapping bat shit bat man lol

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no wheel bearing should ever have to suffer this kind of torture :o


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Wow Dave did a great job tuning that rear suspension.

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OMG :o , That cant be real can it ??. Its got to be enhanced or somthing. Look at the size of her.


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It's photoshopped, from the original of this

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Hope he doesn't have to hit the brakes in a hurry. :(


Maybe shes a Wheelie nice girl. evil6


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Looks are unimportant, a big personality is where its at.

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panhead_pete wrote:
Looks are unimportant, a big personality is where its at.


/\This guy agrees

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LOL

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Uruti School is defending their Pig Hunt fundraiser after being labelled 'sick' for holding a best-dressed possum competition.

Photos of dead possums dressed in dolls clothes sparked huge debate when they were published on the front page of Monday's Taranaki Daily News and online.

The online story received more than 100 comments with the majority saying the competition was a sad reflection on the school.

"Teaching kids that killing then dressing up the dead bodies of animals as a form of entertainment is one of the sickest things I've seen," one comment read.

An online poll asking whether a best-dressed possum competition was over the top received more than 400 votes.

About 57 per cent said it was inhumane, while 43 per cent said it was harmless fun.

The SPCA have also voiced their concern with the event saying it was disappointing.

"The SPCA's focus is on teaching children respect and empathy for animals and they didn't do that," spokeswoman Jackie Poles-Smith said.

"Animals deserve respect even after death."

But Uruti School principal Pauline Sutton said the event was fantastic and the school had only received positive feedback.

"There was an amazing crowd and it was lots of fun. The turn out blew us away," she said.

"Animals aren't the only species who are dressed up after they die, we do it to humans too."

Mrs Sutton said the event raised $8000, more than double what they were hoping for.

"My chairperson has received lots of phone calls from hunters and the local community all saying how great they thought the day was."

Mrs Poles-smith said she was worried about the message the competition was sending to the school's 14 children.

"Children are impressionable and this isn't teaching them to respect animals," she said.

"It leads on to relationships with people, if they respect animals it leads to humans there's a link there."

However, Mrs Sutton said Uruti was very involved in conservation and looking after animals.

"We work with DOC and the kiwi trust," she said.

"I think we are very understanding of the wild life around us."

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could this save a life?





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could this save a life?





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Lol while i was at post they had posters up in the toilet with this information and even in the course im doing at the moment in our human factors unit they teach us about this. It helps to stop dehydration before it can get really bad

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THE POO LIST

The Perfect Poo
Every once in a while everyone experiences the perfect poo. It's rare but a thing of real beauty. You sit down expecting the worst, but what you get is a smooth sliding, windless masterpiece that breaks the water with the splashless grace of an Olympic high-diving champion. You use the toilet paper to find that it was totally unnecessary. It makes you feel that all is right in the world and that you are in perfect harmony with it.

Ghost Poo
You know you've pooed because there's poo on the toilet paper but none in the toilet bowl.

Teflon Coated Poo (also called 'castor oil' poo)
It comes out so slick and clean that you don't even feel it. No trace of poo on the toilet paper. You have to look in the toilet to be sure you did it.

Gooey Poo
This has the consistency of hot tar. You wipe 12 times and you still don't come clean. You end up putting toilet paper in your underwear so you don't stain it. The poo leaves permanent skid marks in the toilet.

Second Thoughts Poo
You're all done wiping and about to stand up when you realise ... you've got some more.

Pop a Vein in Your Forehead Poo
This is the kind of poo that killed Elvis. It doesn't want to come out until you're all sweaty, trembling and purple from straining so hard.

Weight Watchers' Poo
You poo so much you lose several kilograms

Right Now Poo
You'd better be within 30 seconds of a toilet. You burn rubber getting to the toilet. Usually has its head out before you can get your pants down.

King Kong or Dunny Choker Poo
This one is so big that you know it won't go down the toilet unless you break it into smaller chunks. A wire coat hanger works well. This kind of poo usually happens at someone else's house.

Cork Poo (also known as floaters)
It is still floating in the bowl. My God! How do I get rid of it?

Wet Cheeks Poo
The poo hits the water sideways and makes a BIG splash that get you all wet.

Wish Poo
You sit there all cramped up, pass wind a few times, but no poo.

Cement Block Poo (with extra blue metal)
You wish you'd gotten a spinal block before you pooed.

Snake Poo
This poo is fairly soft and about as thick as your thumb, and at least three feet long.

Beer and Meat Pie Poo
This happens the day after the night before. Normally poo doesn't smell too bad, but this one is BAD; usually this happens at someone else's house and there's someone standing outside waiting to use the bathroom.

Mexican Food Poo (also called screamers)
You'll know it's all right to eat again when your bottom stops burning.


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