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 Girls in the Shower 
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Post Girls in the Shower
now i have ur ATTENTION ..


How To Shower Like A Woman


Take off clothes and place them sectioned in laundry basket according to lights and darks.

Look at your womanly physique in the mirror, make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.

Get in the shower.

Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.

Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.

Wash your hair again to make sure it’s clean.

Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced.

Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.

Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.

Rinse conditioner off hair.

Shave armpits and legs.

Turn off shower.

Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.

Spray mould spots with Tile cleaner.

Get out of shower.

Dry with towel the size of a small country.

Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.




How To Shower Like A Man


Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.

Walk naked to the bathroom.

If you see wife along the way, shake willy at her making the ‘woo-woo’ sound.

Look at your manly physique in the mirror.

Admire the size of your willy and scratch your bum.

Get in the shower.

Wash your face.

Wash your armpits.

Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.

Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.

Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.

Wash your bum, leaving those coarse bum hairs stuck on the soap.

Wash your hair.

Make a Shampoo Mohawk.

Wee.

Rinse off and get out of shower.

Partially dry off.

Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of bath the whole time.

Admire willy size in mirror again.

Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor,light and fan on.

Return to bedroom with towel around waist.

If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake willy at her and make the ‘woo-woo’ sound again.

Throw wet towel on bed.

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Wed 01 Jun, 2011 10:56 pm
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Post Re: Girls in the Shower
. nothing has changed :P

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Sun 24 Jun, 2012 7:38 pm
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Post Re: Girls in the Shower
Bwahaha, did just spit my drink out.

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Mon 25 Jun, 2012 5:58 am
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Post Re: Girls in the Shower
dam don't have enough hair to do the mo hawk thinggy but u forgot leavein the dunny seat up didn't ya bootyshake


Mon 25 Jun, 2012 6:33 pm
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Post Re: Girls in the Shower
Just make sure the kids are asleep when you try the nude run and wang shake at the mrs......

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