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Post NO NO NO STUPID STUPID STUPID>>>>
So a fellow dirt enthusist who lives close by. (Real close by) this afternoon was measuring his manhood on his CRF450...

with no helmet no gloves no boots no protections AT all.

(he did have on stubbies thogs and a blue singlet)............

He is now spending the (rather expensive) night in hospital....

I listened as he did his loop faster and faster and faster.

I have no issues with this at all. If I wasnt busted I would prolly have been on the yammi today but with a helmet etc.

I have no issies with the noise either as there is a kid with a 125 over the road and Barry also has a 2 banger and a bunch of 4 strokes and a bit of a track.


But the lack of safety gear. Hmm. please folks if you think its safe ... its not.

So anyway I hear the loop getting faster and faster and being taken in thrid then 4th. Hmm thats gotta be 70kph down the drive


next loop I hear the engine scream as he hits the grass the bike colletcs a tree and it all goes bad.

He starts an argument with the missus that lasts 10 words and the ambos are called. (I think that is the point at which he is passed out and the panic sets in....)


So if you are measuring yor manhood

FFS do it with a helmet on :cussing



Oh and merry Xmas happy new year

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Post Re: NO NO NO STUPID STUPID STUPID>>>>
Did you get pics, you should be over hitting up his missus Simon evil6

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501freak wrote:
Did you get pics, you should be over hitting up his missus Simon evil6



and if you going to hit up his missus wear a helmet too!!!! ;)


Tue 27 Dec, 2011 7:56 pm
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pass


and pass even with a helmet!!!!

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Tue 27 Dec, 2011 7:57 pm
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No brains and happy without them...


Tue 27 Dec, 2011 8:10 pm
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I think that is called natural selection


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everything happens for a reason simon dontknow

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Post Re: NO NO NO STUPID STUPID STUPID>>>>
And as if our doctors and nurses arent already under enough pressure as it is and then this :knob turns up though his own stupidity.

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Post Re: NO NO NO STUPID STUPID STUPID>>>>
Keeps us Ambo's in a job in one way, but wastes a spot for a person who really needs it.

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Tue 27 Dec, 2011 11:23 pm
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Post Re: NO NO NO STUPID STUPID STUPID>>>>
Last I heard is that skin grafts are on the way for both hands...

Thats both palms.

Bet he never forgets this Xmas holiday.........


NO NO.........


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Post Re: NO NO NO STUPID STUPID STUPID>>>>
Worked with a guy who was a long time road rider(he is in his late 50's) and he used to ride with a jacket but no gloves! I used to always say to him what did he think would be the first thing to go down if you come off! pretty hard to make a living with out the use of your hands.

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Fri 30 Dec, 2011 9:12 pm
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Bulla wrote:
Keeps us Ambo's in a job in one way, but wastes a spot for a person who really needs it.



but would you prefer to take him to the hospital or the idiot who can't breathe because he didn't stop smoking?? They're both just as bad as each other. from ness (because I am a GP who has to deal with this EVERY day).


Sat 31 Dec, 2011 7:43 pm
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So... No palms left at all.

totally gone.

bitumin driveway + 4th gear + LOTS of stupid + loss of traction = a memory that will last a liftime.....

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Post Re: NO NO NO STUPID STUPID STUPID>>>>
I see heaps of chicks on scooters with either no safety gear, or a jacket but still no gloves, on my morning commute to work to the city. Soft girly hands and bitumen won't be pretty.

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