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 dr meslow... why does cracka no longer ride dirtbikes 
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Post dr meslow... why does cracka no longer ride dirtbikes
dr meslow i have only been a member of tra for maybe 6 months but i have heard
the urban legend that once apon a time in a land far far around the corner that crackawoody
was a kick ass trailrider....then why has he quite ?
i have only met the crackawoody once but he then retired from riding...
i have seen his videos but
i have heard rumours....such as.......
1 he is deep deep undercover in afganistan searchin for osama bin laden
2 that he retired to grow poppys in sth vietnam
3 and that he has given it away to build a space ship to pread the owrd to neighbouring planets about TRA ..............
CAN YOU TELL US THE TRUTH...... please channel his spirits to find us this answer

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Post Re: dr meslow... why does cracka no longer ride dirtbikes
im not meslow but cracka's retirment will only be a tempory 1 i should think...

rode himself to death i suppose and needs a break..

He said i can take over his spot while he is away though ..So Tuffen up Big fella or next ride your in one of rab's Kilts :lol:

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Post Re: dr meslow... why does cracka no longer ride dirtbikes
hori as the boss....scary

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Post Re: dr meslow... why does cracka no longer ride dirtbikes
I am fat enuff to be Boss Hog :lol:

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Post Re: dr meslow... why does cracka no longer ride dirtbikes
cash issues guys dont think he wants to go over and over it all the time.

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Post Re: dr meslow... why does cracka no longer ride dirtbikes
Simon wrote:
cash issues guys dont think he wants to go over and over it all the time.


didnt know :( sorry..........

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Post Re: dr meslow... why does cracka no longer ride dirtbikes
when i was bomabarded for being outspoken about things that cheesed me off (like i am , the Hero that is Crackawoody) said chill, most dont want to hear "how it is" , but how it was !.

he helped me and is a thouroughly nice bloke..... 8-) 8-) 8-)

dont know about legend rider as I smoked his ass (not literally) on a wild burst of commitment only to crash and burn and let the old fokker pass later laughing 20 secs later !... so..



he will be back, top of the pile ! bit sensative just now but hey, he's been through a lot and a lot to still to go yet.. lets just leave it to him to see hope he go's !!
he'll be back riding yet....just taking a break... 8-)


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Post Re: dr meslow... why does cracka no longer ride dirtbikes
Crackawoody unfortunatly had an enforced lay off due to cracks in his woody generated by powers other than himself.

Specialist woody doctors who charge the earth for their advice believe it will take around 12 months and sometimes up to 2 years to repair such cracks on the woody and have advised him to sell up all bike related equipment so he cannot return until completly healed.

Seeing his daughter requires the computer for scholastic studies this has enabled Cracxka the ability to at least keep a watchful eye over what is going on in TRA land and enjoy the rides through Simon's wonderful video's.

Make no mistake Cracka will return but only time will decide when this will be.

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Post Re: dr meslow... why does cracka no longer ride dirtbikes
Big Brad wrote:
Crackawoody unfortunatly had an enforced lay off due to cracks in his woody generated by powers other than himself.

Specialist woody doctors who charge the earth for their advice believe it will take around 12 months and sometimes up to 2 years to repair such cracks on the woody and have advised him to sell up all bike related equipment so he cannot return until completly healed.

Seeing his daughter requires the computer for scholastic studies this has enabled Cracxka the ability to at least keep a watchful eye over what is going on in TRA land and enjoy the rides through Simon's wonderful video's.

Make no mistake Cracka will return but only time will decide when this will be.

Brad

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Post Re: dr meslow... why does cracka no longer ride dirtbikes
the answer you seek BK is within this thread!! :!: there are many a reason his break ;) some more the other. he a glass half full :mrgreen: not empty :oops: kinda a bloke and once his glass is full again 8-) i'm sure he'll return and put you all back into your boxes director



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Post Re: dr meslow... why does cracka no longer ride dirtbikes
You'll get it all sorted Cracka icon_thumright


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Post Re: dr meslow... why does cracka no longer ride dirtbikes
Well Simon was right at time of telling him but it has gotten worse since. I need ankle surgery, will end up looking something like Squid's did. Unfortunately it costs $5k which I could save / sell for but the killer is 6 weeks on crutches and 3 - 6 months off work. That I cannot afford and I cannot ride with this problem so it is financial and medical reasons that enforce this layoff BK and other wellwishers icon_thumright

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Post Re: dr meslow... why does cracka no longer ride dirtbikes
Crackawoody wrote:
Well Simon was right at time of telling him but it has gotten worse since. I need ankle surgery, will end up looking something like Squid's did. Unfortunately it costs $5k which I could save / sell for but the killer is 6 weeks on crutches and 3 - 6 months off work. That I cannot afford and I cannot ride with this problem so it is financial and medical reasons that enforce this layoff BK and other wellwishers icon_thumright

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Mon 15 Mar, 2010 8:24 pm
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Crackawoody wrote:
Well Simon was right at time of telling him but it has gotten worse since. I need ankle surgery, will end up looking something like Squid's did. Unfortunately it costs $5k which I could save / sell for but the killer is 6 weeks on crutches and 3 - 6 months off work. That I cannot afford and I cannot ride with this problem so it is financial and medical reasons that enforce this layoff BK and other wellwishers icon_thumright


hope all goes well cracka icon_thumright


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Post Re: dr meslow... why does cracka no longer ride dirtbikes
Crackawoody wrote:
Well Simon was right at time of telling him but it has gotten worse since. I need ankle surgery, will end up looking something like Squid's did. Unfortunately it costs $5k which I could save / sell for but the killer is 6 weeks on crutches and 3 - 6 months off work. That I cannot afford and I cannot ride with this problem so it is financial and medical reasons that enforce this layoff BK and other wellwishers icon_thumright

icon_thumright all good buddy......

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